hejibits:

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

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adreianpayne:

bigeisamazing:

not your average computer geek

I can’t believe bill gates has hops

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"The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheaply, we esteem too lightly; ‘tis dearness only that gives everything its value"   

-Thomas Paine


spermbanker:

dollarwilliam:

spermbanker:

my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”

forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!

my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.

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weirdvintage:

Ladies’ stockings were rationed during WWII, so women in a Croydon store have their legs painted to resemble stockings, including the seam up the back, July 1941 (Scanned by WeirdVintage from Getty Images’ Decades of the 20th Century: 1940s by Nick Yapp)

weirdvintage:

Ladies’ stockings were rationed during WWII, so women in a Croydon store have their legs painted to resemble stockings, including the seam up the back, July 1941 (Scanned by WeirdVintage from Getty Images’ Decades of the 20th Century: 1940s by Nick Yapp)


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scrapes:

i need this

scrapes:

i need this

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